Spa launches fat-busting laser that claims to give you a trim tum like the Duchess of Cambridge in just FOUR weeks

Before and afterAnyone know where I can buy some incontinence pants, because I’ve just pmsl. Another classic load of old rubbish from the Mail today read here.

If you want to read the article, feel free, what a load of old nonsense. I’m not knocking Harvey Nichols’ Beyond MediSpa, I’m sure they are very genuine, although the image included in the article is so obviously “Photoshopped” it’s a joke. The images are supposed to have been taken 4 weeks apart.  It’s the same image, same shadows, same clothing, same colour tone, same moles. Bra line identical, thong line identical, 1st image soft focus, 2nd image, bit of work around the front bottom area, slight difference where the front bottom thong has been altered, tummy moved in a bit, oh and image 1 is slightly magnified, but it’s still the same shot.

goldilocksHowever, that’s not what made me laugh, it was the shot of Goldilocks Middleton and the volley tummy. Ha Ha, is it April 1st, nope just checked it’s November 24. That image was taken sometime in October.

I don’t want to labour the point here, not that Kate would understand what that means, but we did cover this a few weeks ago see here.

If that is the tummy of a woman who a couple of months ago really gave birth to 8lb 6oz Prince George, then there is no hope for any of us.

What has  happened here is damage limitation.  What are the chances of getting a shot of the royal flesh when she’s not on holiday? The volley tummy shot was never meant to have happened. It did, questions were asked, this article comes out a few weeks later to sort of make it plausible. Nice try, but I don’t buy it.

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5 thoughts on “Spa launches fat-busting laser that claims to give you a trim tum like the Duchess of Cambridge in just FOUR weeks

  1. Pingback: Spa launches fat-busting laser that claims to give you a trim tum like the Duchess of Cambridge in just FOUR weeks | Alternative News Network

  2. I’m surprised that Kate isn’t endorsing it personally . Nice little side earner there to add to all those compulsory taxpayers’ contributions .

  3. Advanced laser treatments have worked wonders in the healthcare and beauty industry. I had myself undergone laser treatment at The Laser Treatment Clinic in London for removing excessive wrinkles on my skin and was amazed by the flawless result I obtained in a matter of few days. So, I won’t doubt any such claim as it is very likely that fat burning laser might possess the ability Spa claims it does. However, before one considers going for laser treatment I would like to advise him or her to contact reliable laser treatment centers only.

  4. I bet you would Duke, know any reliable laser treatment centers? How about The Laser Treatment Clinic in London. Oh of course, that’s where you have undergone laser treatment for removing excessive wrinkles on your skin and was amazed by the flawless result you obtained in a matter of few days. Are you in anyway connected to them Duke? Only the link in your name points directly to thelasertreatmentclinic.com. Well it did originally,oops sorry.
    There you are, I’ve given you a free plug. I’ve got a few wrinkles that need ironing out, how about a freebie back?

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