Battenberg / Mountbatten / Windsor, is back, hoorah. Yes the 92 year old Duke was out and about today taking the micky out of less fortunate, mainly younger pensioners who have to use zimmer frames. Well they don’t have access to the same elixir of life he does do they.
You have to admire the old Duke, he has a great sense of humour, here’s one he told today. There was this little girl in a football like game and the Duke asked if they get bonus points for knocking her off of the ball. LOLHRH. Not as many bonus points as you get for taking out a Mercedes in a Tunnel, that’s for sure. (allegedly)