Dear old Norman Tebbit has stuck the knife into “Call me Dave” calling for him to quit to prevent British Tory voters flocking to the UKIP.
Guess where Norm decided to make this damaging attack on Posh boy Cameron, the Murnaghan program on Murdochs
Lie Sky News, that’s where. Talk about kicking a bloke when he’s down, poor Dave’s had a tough time recently, what with messing up the war against Syria, leaving his red box unattended on a train, I bet Portillo enjoyed that one, clutching his Bradshaw, the word is he loves anything to do with chuffers. It’s funny the things that flash through your mind, I wonder if Portillo was a fan of The Scaffold in the 60’s, you know them, Macca’s brother Mike singing about Lilley The Pink.
What was I talking about?, oh yes, Tebbit shafting Cameron, and of course Dave has just been plastered all over Instagram having a snooze on his sister in laws bed, complete the said “red box”, and no socks. OK, we can dismiss the last one, it was more like an advert for Curanail than a real off guard moment, they really think we are schtupid.