STUNNED art critics last night slammed the first official portrait of Spivey — claiming he looks 51 and has “Kate Middleton’s nose”.
The oil painting — by “Southend Rap Artist” Stacey Eminem — was unveiled at Essex’s National Portrait Gallery yesterday and immediately branded “shockingly poor”.
It shows Spivey, with hair, wrinkles and bags under his eyes — making him appear two decades older than he really is.
A spokesman for the Palace said “You get what you pay for luv. One thinks it is rather striking”
Spivey was quoted as saying “Don’t waste my fxxxxxg time you nonce”
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